bsbutler Can you join us at the dos standup at 4 to update folks on the memory leak hunt He's yo dawg-ing right now. [15:28] cmheisel: more than happy to * bsbutler is a valuable member of this team Who is shorter than me. mchace: THAT IS NOT TRUE bsbutler: it is totally true I HAVE 3RD PARTY OBSERVERS WILLING TO TESTIFY alfredodeza: SIT DOWN So do I. WHY IS MY CAPS LOCK KEY STUCK bsbutler: see, I am sitting down and you think I am standing up I HATE COMPUTERS shorty I don't even use computer alfredodeza: I'M SORRY I CANNOT HEAR YOU BECAUSE I AM TOO CLOSE TO THE GROUND jump bsbutler alfredodeza: COULD YOU PLEASE REPEAT THAT IN A LOUDER AND SLIGHTLY MORE MASCULINE VOICE LOL That's not a high jump if you're jumping over bsbutler alfredodeza alfredodeza: I HEARD YOU WERE IN THE OLYMPICS ONCE BUT I AM SKEPTICAL cmheisel: NO CAKE FOR YOU bsbutler: that is not a problem, I sucked at the Olympic Games :-C I am skeptical how I got there in the first place alfredodeza: YOU SHOULD BE IN THE OLYMPICS OF PORK BUTTS twss. (I MAY BE IMPLYING HERE THAT YOU ARE A BUTT) and that would be OK bsbutler, you see, I understand you [15:31] bsbutler: #winning datagrok you got someone else to troll alfredodeza for you today. that's a win. brandon: he was trolling me in another channel already brandon: don't say anything about free software being overrated plz multi-tasking it is like a multithreaded battle in different channels free as in beer? i'm enjoying my day off I can't keep up with this guys, I have a single core free software is awesome, until you make it so that your screen flickers every time you hit tab [15:33] FUNNY HOW IT ISN'T A PROBLEM FOR SOME OF THE SHORTER PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE * bsbutler HAS ALL THE CORES then it is not awesome all the cores in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD will not get you to see me face to face bsbutler [15:34] alfredodeza: if I make enough mistakes and my headphones are on I can have a little rave unless he stands on them need some fog and lasers I was wondering about that dancing spree the other morning GUYS 1986 WAS A GOOD YEAR, DID YOU KNOW THAT? EXCELLENT VINTAGE OF HUMAN. I NEED YOUR SHIPIT ON THIS SO I CAN GET MY MONEY OUT OF UGANDA OR WHATEVER: http://reviews.ddtc.cmgdigital.com/r/2672/ CODEREVIEW DONUTS PORK BUTTS there is a lot of computing in that diff bsbutler [15:37] olga haiku add_use sevens CODEREVIEW DONUTS PORK BUTTS Added. double-U T F CODEREVIEW DONUTS PORK BUTTS let's do it with chunks lol mchace: +1 bsbutler OH'd I didn't see any computing asserts alfredodeza: YOU ARE IN THE OLYMPICS OF STUPID IF YOU DO NOT SHIP THIS PATCH. THANKS FOR YOUR COOPERATION. [15:38] bsbutler: sit down [15:41] * bsbutler finds the caps lock switch alfredodeza: jump up and down I am jumping up and down inside of me all the time does bsbutler need an adult adult? [15:46] just need to calm him down before his mom gets here tomorrow and sees what we have reduced him to I'm actually trying to imagine what a hyper bsbutler would be like. He seemed pretty calm when I was in Atlanta. [15:47] his eyes get big kcunningham that's cause he was fairly shy and new at this point and he jerks around ZOMG HAVE YOU MET MET KCUNNINGHAM? and gives high fives manny: when kcunningham got here? wait, ever? really i wasn't. [15:48] Yeah I feel like bsbutler has always been bsbutler. hahah [15:49] What is the job description for a "BS BUTLER"? * burns ponders what fight would look like between alfredodeza and bsbutler, imagines movie where tall, valiant hero is pitted against a venomous spider monkey Perhaps I was down during a quiet week…. maybe he was drugged up that week erich: really good at off-the-cuff bullshitting, loud but somehow still lovable. ... sometimes. burns: LOL I would never fight bsbutler, because I <3 bsbutler i mean, dslipakoff had not gotten to him by this point yet even though he sometimes can't type "gotten to him" burns: the script is already written. it was called "David vs Goliath" even though he sometimes can't paste, or copy text or align code [15:50] alfredodeza: <3 there's pre epic drinking bsbutler and post drinking bsbutler it is all good bsbutler i didn't read about david doing blow and meth prior to using the sling, though. so no, not the same. manny: we almost had to change our watches from AD to PH PLUCK TAKA TAKA TAKA Next fall on NBC: The BS Butler and the FU Maid. By day, they clean house. By night, they clean the city... OF CRIME. erich: +1000 would watch shut up and take my money Cancelled after pilot episode [15:52] manny: fuck you for stomping on my dreams * bsbutler cries bsbutler 6 seasons and a movie!